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Old 10-24-2017, 08:27 PM
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Old 10-30-2017, 07:42 AM
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A farmer bought a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. He put the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business.
The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says "OK, old fellow, time to retire."
The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens. Look at what it did to me!"
The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this. Time for the old to step aside and let the young to take over, so take a hike."
The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon. Just let me have the two old hens over in the corner. I won't bother you."
The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"
So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race with you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop. And if I'm so feeble, why not give me a little head start?"
The young rooster says, "Sure, why not, you know I'll still beat you."
They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a chicken go cluck "Go!" and the old rooster took off running.
About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only about five inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM! He shoots the young rooster.
He shakes his head gloomily and says to his wife...
"Son of a b**** ... third gay rooster I bought this week!"
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Old 01-05-2018, 10:05 AM
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What's the difference between a yacht and a boner?
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....I don't have a yacht!
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Old 01-05-2018, 12:01 PM
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What's the difference between a yacht and a boner?
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....I don't have a yacht!
If someone gave me a yacht I could have both
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Old 01-07-2018, 01:45 PM
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The Sunday School Teacher asks, “Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?”

“No sir,” little Johnny replies, I don’t have to. My mom is a good cook.”
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Old 01-07-2018, 01:48 PM
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A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral
by the hospital he worked for most of his life…

A huge heart… covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The
heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever..

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, ‘I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral… I’m a gynecologist.
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My Wife Is Missing
Husband: My wife Jill is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Sheriff: Her height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sheriff: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sheriff: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sheriff: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sheriff: What was she wearing?
Husband: Er -Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in ?
Husband: She went in MY truck.
Sheriff: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.7 cummins engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sheriff: Take it easy sir, we'll find your truck.
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Funny video of the day.
OMG. I laughed so hard it made my bad head cold and sinus feel much better.
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